Black person 1: Last night at the bar a white guy hurled racist abuse, then called me an ape and a
monkey.
Black person 2:
Wow - But white people's skin color is exactly the same as pigs. I
hope you told him so.
Black person 1: Yeah, I called him a pigskin who can't even leave his house in low temperatures without putting on sunscreen.
Black Person 1: Man, that's funny.