A man with the fattest biggest juiciest thickest most voluptuous cock out there that has slain more than 20,000 virgins in one sitting. He is Matyn.
Have you heard the legend of Matyn?
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Get the Bradley Martyn mug.A school where you "Make it a great day or not. The choice is yours."A school where your football team is practically made up of a bunch of football player wannabes who would rather act immature during practices, and practically lose nearly every game. A relatively all-around intelligent school with more than 55% mediocre teachers.A school where you have to watch out for track coaches,as they tend to get chubbies from 5 foot tall freshman girls.A school where you hear more "dude, lets go surfing' then you hear "lets actually read a book & not complain about it."A school where looks matter.Where a hypocrite black student will freely speak their mind and say "You uuugly" when clearly they shouldn't be talking.A school where if there is a fight.Everybody acts like Ronaldo just took his shirt off,so they have some immediate reaction to record it.A school where the cop on campus is more of a joke then the vending machine options.A school where you go to watch a 'bullying awareness' short film,and everybody laughs at it because the majority are self-centered rich kids who would rather prevent themselves from having an outdated iPhone, then prevent bullying.A school where students are utterly disrespectful to elderly substitute teachers.A school where you couldn't count on the students to actually elect a smart student in each grade to represent them as student body.Instead it's about popularity.
by tjsochie74 May 14, 2015
Get the Matanzas High School mug.A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
A similar position is the Pile Driver.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
A similar position is the Pile Driver.
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“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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Man, I gotta cut one.
Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
Man, I gotta cut one.
Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
by TJ3 February 3, 2010
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