by explainatory October 29, 2003
Get the I-9'smug. This is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn't get it.
It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)
The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.
It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)
The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.
Jessie: "I can't believe you gave me DIET PEPSI you asshole!"
Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."
Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"
Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."
Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"
Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."
Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing
Malcolm: "..."
Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"
Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"
Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."
Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"
Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."
Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"
Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."
Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing
Malcolm: "..."
Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"
Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"
by Baked Wordsmith October 12, 2011
Get the I saw 9 dolphinsmug. "Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023
Get the When I was 9 years old...mug. .9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025
Get the .9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.mug. .9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025
Get the .9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.mug. 
Get the .9.I Jet Head.9.mug.