fbi scam

A stupid pop up that comes up when watching porn.

That Fucking Fbi scam popped up again damnit

by MG-42 Kelly December 18, 2015

Fbi Squad

You may think the FBI Squad has to do with the Federal Bureau of Institution, but it is just a friend group that works very much like the FBI. In order to be a part of the FBI, you must have certain qualities, such as honesty and responsibility. This friend group possess all these qualities and trust one another.

They have been through a lot together, as well as go through incomparable things with each other. You may not see it from the outside, but they are very close. From hangouts that make laugh so much, you’re gasping for air, to late night texts, stifling your laughter, trying not to wake up your parents, this group has it all. You don’t come across a group like this very often, so when you do become a part of the FBI Squad, be sure to enjoy every second of it.

“I wish I had an FBI Squad of my own, their bond is incredible.”

by soggybread October 28, 2019

FBI school

A school for Those who want to work for the government

I want to go to a FBI school so bad

by 459395 March 9, 2022

FBI SWAT

Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Weapons And Tactics
The FBI SWAT is just like your average SWAT team, besides the fact that they're federal and deal with higher level threats.
This includes bombings of important buildings, astoundingly high warrants, and more.

guy 1: "hey man you wanna join the fbi swat"
chad: "no"

by Bryce878 August 23, 2023

Is my FBI agent spying me ?

Yes, I'm spying you.

Don't forget to clear your history search pal.

Imagine typing on urban dictiannory

" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "

bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊

When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.

by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

FBI T.V Shows

Pretty much no one cares about them

You: Why am I getting this stupid ad?

T.V Host: Please watch our FBI T.V shows with no effort put into them right now!

by Gigantic_Amogus March 18, 2022

FBI Be Gone Spray

An FBI Be Gone Spray is an special spray made from REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, and REDACTED. Typically brought from your local back ally at 3:00 A.M from the cashier (Typically in full black in a really fucking large ass conspicuous smoke cloud risking death from asphyxiation). Be careful, the homeless bite! The spray typically melts ones eyes and rips their fingers in half, causing extreme and violent pain. Usually screams and satisfying pops mean the spray is working. To add to the fun, it lights human flesh on fire and causing the pain receptors to go haywire. Effects may include, sound barrier breaking screams, extreme pain, loss of eyesight, melting alive, body bruising, blood gushing, REDACTED, being ripped apart, suffering indefinably even after death, satisfying pops and breaks :D, REMOVED, altering of brain chemistry, bone position, skin, muscles, and about fucking everything about your body composition, you'll be a pile of unidentifiable slop in a matter of seconds. Used by many cool kids to get rid of their FBI agent for a epic TikTok trend that all the cool kids are doing. You should try one day! 😎

FBI: *shatters door very loudly and screams FBI OPEN UP for no apparent reason what so ever* Your under arrest, for multiple counts of child molestation and rape, genocide, human trafficking and child sex trafficking, terrorism, and torture!
Cool Kid: nuh-uh *proceeds to use FBI Be Gone Spray*
FBI: *liquefies*
FBI: *is goned*
Cool Kid: Now this will do well on TikTok! *proceeds to become #1 most viral video*
Cool Kid: *fucking proceeds to break reality and teleports behind you*
You: *you know what happens now :)*

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023