dog in the ass

Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.

Quite uncomfortable.

When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.

He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.

by scodder May 4, 2010

fucking the dog in the ass

A person who just can't get his shit together and seems to fuck up everything he or she can their hands on. The only thing they are good at is fucking the dog in the ass.

Russ was such a moron at work, all he was good for was FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS.

by moosehead7 August 9, 2006

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025