That's Charming

What people say when they don't really like you but they they don't want to feel bad

"Your my sweetie pie" "That's Charming"

by Liam4lyfe February 21, 2017

prince charming syndrome

(noun)- when girls get so caught up in romatic movies, books and songs that they actually beleive that boys act like that in real life. after then get disappointed time after time it get mad at boys are turn bitter.when really serve turns into frog prince syndrome

Girl: Why don't you act like Noah from "The Notebook"?
Boy: Damn, cuz he aint real
Girl: :(
Boy: you got some prince charming syndrome.

by MissBossB August 19, 2009

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

Charmin's Principle of Loss

First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."

It doesn't matter that you are broke according to Charmin's Principle of Loss.

by mixiehat October 2, 2019

charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

by pinkshoes February 5, 2009