Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Honey Bear

A pet name that you might call a boy/girl friend.

A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Derek - Hey Honey Bear.
Shonda- Hi baby.

Shonda- I Love You Honey Bear.

by Koala Bears March 31, 2010

honey bear

Another form of calling a sexy girl, a sweet name. Instead of calling her a typical, common name such as, baby, honey, sweetie, you call her "honey bear", because its different, uncommon and very sweet.

Word comes from the bottle of honey thats shaped like a bear, that is seen in restaurants, such as Perkins. Which can be played around with while waiting for your food.

Elina: hey baby, how you doing?
Igi: mmm very good, my honey bear
Elina: awwh you are so sweet to me

by igi September 15, 2009

Honey Bear

A person who desires to receive a honey bear bottle enema.

I am going to honey bear you, please don’t make eye contact. It will be awkward later.

by honey_.bear December 19, 2021

honey bear

A bear shaped bottle that holds the honey. The cutest honey container.

"Who stole the honey bear?"
"Honeybear makes my tea tasty."

by Coffeemakesmehappy December 9, 2004

honey bears

Similar in function to sticky rice; a term denoting bears who only date other bears.

Bear: "I'm sorry, I can't date you, you're a twink."
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"

by Shaunthecub October 25, 2006

honey bear

A sweet type of weed that is smoked though the honeybear things that you get your honey in.

You: Give me some of that honey bear.
Dealer: That'll be $150.
You: WTF?!?!

by wAsTe October 30, 2003