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Appointment

Appointment: n.

According to the note you give to the office, an appointment is what you really missed school for when you just felt like taking half the day off.
Betty Sue will be leaving today at 10:30 for an appointment.
by AlyssaLorin January 29, 2009
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appointment television

the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time

opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on
People who schedule their lives around tv practice appointment television.
by dp916 May 9, 2004
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Appointment Day

the day a common dealer picks up and his/her clients make appointments to buy, usually referring to marijuana.
Stoner 1: "Darn, I am fresh out of nuggets."

Stoner 2: "Don't be sad, it's Appointment Day!"

Stoner 1: "Hooray!"
by Jay-Jay Biggie December 19, 2010
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Spooky Appointment

a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!
tim: lets go meow at a spooky appointment woof!!
by certifiedgeesehaircut November 16, 2020
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pussy appointment

Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.
Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?

Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
by WicKid February 5, 2017
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dick appointment

To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.
"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment
by dickosarous October 21, 2012
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Dick Appointment

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018
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