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Ann Coultering

The act of shitting while standing up, named after Ann Coulter because your butthole is unbelievably tight, you spew shit everywhere, and, when your done, everyone hates you.
Person 1: Bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom, someone was just Ann Coultering in there.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.
by BigSmex November 15, 2018
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Ann Coultering

According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"

Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.
Guy A- Some kid has been Ann Coultering in the Starbucks shitters
by CanucksJoker70 August 3, 2018
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