If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name
Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious
Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “
JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions
Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN
JOE MAMAS
ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know
Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “
JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!
L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS
ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
