If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the
popular saying Yo
Mama.
It’
s normally installed when attacker mentions the
name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE
MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “
Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE
MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “
Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
