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Monkey dick punch 

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The act of being monkey dick punched.
When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
Monkey dick punch by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023
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Monkey Dick • Monkey dick punch • Monkey Dicked • monkey dicking • Monkey Dicking Around • african monkey dick • Beans and Monkey Dicks • Bitch Dick Monkey • sneak dick monkey • Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

african monkey dick 

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A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay
wow that african monkey dick is so big

Dick Monkey 

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One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.
Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?

Sam: What about him?

Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim

Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
Dick Monkey by theironavenger September 19, 2009
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dick monkey 

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A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.
can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!
dick monkey by Tomster1988 July 11, 2006
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Dick monkey 

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Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole
You are such a fucking Dick monkey
Dick monkey by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016
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sneak dick monkey 

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In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.
My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....
sneak dick monkey by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021
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