Existential Crisis 

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the their entire existence and asks themselves whether being alive even has a point or whether it's all pointless. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, making cereal and listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat

'oh no, Emma can't make it today she's having an existential crisis'

Existential Crisis by BigNose395 November 19, 2019

Existential Crisis 

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the entire meaning of life itself and wonders if being alive even has a point. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, eating cereal, listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat and being vegan.

'she ruined my holiday!'
'don't worry about it Richard, she just had an existential crisis'

Existential Crisis by BigNose395 November 19, 2019

Existential Crisis 

Obsessively looking for answers, not knowing why you exist, looking for the meaning of life and your reason to be here on Earth.

"My best friend of 5 years told me he was an existential crisis.. I simply asked my therapist what I should have answered.. His response, "Run!"

Existential Crisis by olanchoparaiso February 23, 2017

Existential Crisis Wednesday 

Every wednesday, you have an existential crisis. or every other wednesday.

It's Existential Crisis Wednesday! Oh god...

Existential Crisis Wednesday by psoopie January 27, 2021

Existential Crisis Man

A man who is having an existential crisis.

bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.

Existential Crisis Man by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

daily existential crisis

Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation

I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM

daily existential crisis by Frets & Such February 28, 2017

existential walking crisis

A spinoff of an existential crisis involving embarking on a superfluous promenade from point A to point B without knowing the details, distance or eta of point b. Often involving fatigue in the feet and or legs. can be remedied with piggy backs , princess carries, a group huddle or god forbid a little effective communication.

After 15-35 minutes of undefined walking, Cristina found herself in an existential walking crisis.

existential walking crisis by Keilimei July 12, 2026