A
crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a
high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable
bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.
"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to
run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping
pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW