October 26 

National pop a titty for a pizza boy day

It’s October 26th time to pop a titty

October 26 by Loubigd October 26, 2020

October 26 

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

October 26 by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

October 26 

On October 26th its national fuck any kid named Nathan in the bootyhole

October 26 is for Nathans' to get their gayness out and have fun!

October 26 by yourmomisgayxx2 October 19, 2021

October 26 

The day to kiss your partner, and spend a day with them :)

Bob: do you know what day it is today?
Bella: Yeah it’s October 26?
Bob: we get to spend the day together :)

October 26 by Elxie88 November 1, 2021

October 26 

the best person ever was born

were you born october 26th? i laurb you and you are the best person ever

October 26 by drink bleach cunt April 3, 2022

October 26 

International french kiss your crush day

A: *french kisses my crush*
B: Ayo??

A: Its October 26.
B: Oh yeah. Wanna fuck?

October 26 by ur mom is my slave October 25, 2022

26 October 

slap ur friend day

you can slap a friend on the 26 october and if u get slapped then u can’t slap anyone if you haven’t already.
*slaps friend 2*
friend 2: “awe dang it now i can’t slap anyone.”

26 October by amythememedealer October 26, 2019