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sad beige baby 

A baby thats mother/father only buys toys for them / dresses them in neutral colours i.e. beige, white, brown, grey etc.
“Have you seen sandras new baby boy?”
“yeah, but ive been to her house, its a sad beige baby
sad beige baby by redsquirrel.org November 19, 2022

boring beige baby 

A child who doesn't have any interests and seems boring, or a child who has lots of interests but acts like they don't so they won't be embarrassed
person 1: look at that kid over there, everyone's wearing cosplay instead of him
person 2: yeah, he's such a boring beige baby

Baby Boomer Beige 

The metallic beige color offered as a paint option for most mid-sized sedans favored by seniors like the Toyota Camry and Honda Accord. A synonym of old man tan, granny gold, grandma gold, grandpa gold and geezer gold.
My first car was a 1992 Toyota Camry in Baby Boomer Beige.