A
rare and magical species who's sexual orientation consists of attraction to just about any particular
shade of queer. Pansexuals are a
rare and almost endangered species because many people do not believe that these magical unicorns exist. These wonderful creatures are generally very loving and accepting, so it is extremely important that you treat them with respect.
If you ever
meet a pansexual, make sure you hold onto them because when you find an
asexual, you can pair them up and they will become a magical rainbow superhero duo and they might
even grant you one wish!