hardhatting 

To stink up as if a group of construction workers were using it in shifts.

You can't use my bathroom, bro. You've been doing nothing but hardhatting it lately.

hardhatting by Shartkivist July 27, 2015

Hard Hatting 

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

Hard Hatting by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023