Anal Tea 

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.

Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.

Anal Tea by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015

anal tearage 

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

anal tearage by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise 

to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).

Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.

inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise by flyfart July 22, 2008

Anal Tears 

Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.

Had a right dodgy kebab lastnight, made my arse cry this morning, it cried anal tears.

Anal Tears by PantsofSor April 27, 2008

Anal hair tear 

When a man plucks his anal hairs.

Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.

Anal hair tear by hatesjeff November 14, 2009