frumpola 

The worldwide outbreak of ugly.

Did you hear about the Texan who got frumpola, bitch is ugly.

frumpola by Kanye_best October 2, 2014

Frümola 

German word for early-morning erection, the kind that's caused by a full bladder but often mistaken for a sign of arousal. Abbreviation (German-style) of "Frühmorgenlatte" (lit. "early-morning wood").

When my new girlfriend discovered my Frümola this morning she started playing with it, not realising how badly I needed to pee.

Frümola by Woody Woodpecker III February 18, 2009

Count Frumpula 

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.

Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.

Count Frumpula by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013