Greg Norman

Australian entrepreneur and retired professional golfer, known as the Great White Shark. Since November 2020, better known for taking his doNg for a walk on a Florida beach, wearing shorts with Budgie Smuggler properties.

Choked at the 1996 Masters, unbothered, now has a shitload of businesses and inspires penis envy and respect.

"Greg Norman instagrammed his beach outfit again”
“That’s not a knife”