phallic man Share definition Flag a super hero that looks lie a penis thats what made him funny he shoot didldos at the evil he is a rigid staff of justice " LOOK IN THE SKY ITS FALIC MAN SOOTING HIZ JIZZ_O_RAY AT BIG GAY BUBBA AND EARL THe JANITOR!!" phallic man by marklar July 23, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the phallic man mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch