sloppy dice 

Noun. Also known as 76, derived from Rule #76 - no excuses, play like a champion. A game that'll loosen morals, challenge friendships and ensure that you're B.A.C. is at a Sheen level throughout. There is no victor, everyone wins and loses and the game concludes when all parties are physically incapable of consuming copious quantities of alcohol.

Dude I played sloppy dice last night - broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants and went to jail. You tryin to play again tonight?

sloppy dice by StonedWall Jackson January 17, 2014

sloppydickcreampiestimulation 

when you want to cum inside somebody so hard but your dick will not go hard

Ricky:put it inside me and fuck my ass cheeks daddy
Tim:IM TRYING BUT I HAVE SLOPPYDICKCREAMPIESTIMULATION
Ricky:we are done then never talk to me again
Aga:hey RIcky wanna have sex daddy
Ricky:YESSSS KINGG

sloppydickcreampiestimulation by the cracklord October 9, 2023