mamsquatch

A lumbering hariy middle aged woman who terrorizes conspiracy forums and is a general nuisance. This beast can easily be identified by their malodorous stench and nonsensical, assuming posts.
The mamsquatch is on a rampage again trying to guess the identities of anonymous posters.
by kittymeowmeow December 11, 2012
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An all-natural, unschooling, ex-vax, alternative medicine promoting, middle aged, sanctiMama. She despises anything mainstream and believes free birthing a large litter is the only way to mom the hardest. Her no shave, not ever mantra, all-natural deodorant, and charcoal toothpaste leave her smelling of bo and gingivitis.
Mamsquatch over there, wants to talk to a manager about acustomer who asked why her kid wasn't in school right now while shamelessly bottle feeding her own baby.
by DelusionsOfAdequacy April 27, 2019
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