snovalanche

Deconstruction: 'snot avalanche'.

This is the sudden and unfortunate avalanche-like unleashing of snot as a result of sneezing.

This often happens when you are in a situation where resources to combat said snovalanche are unavailable, i.e in a lecture, meeting, religious service, and so on. Very embarrassing.

Friend: 'Hey, why did you run out of the lecture hall with your hands covering your face earlier? Ha, everyone thought you were crying at that video.'

You: 'What, they did?! Ah, I had sneezed, but it was a snovalanche, and I didn't have any tissues.'

Friend: 'Oh. Nice. Maybe it's best that they thought you were crying.'

by FluFace December 4, 2012

Shavalanche

The act of one's rectum muscles relaxing so completely that feces flows out without any effort or control devastating all in its path like an avalanche.

ohhhh bro after eating that taco I was hit with a series of shavalanches all night long.

I got so pitted I shavalanched my pants.

by Shiavo August 19, 2009

Savalanche

When Sav busts a load on your face and you fall asleep with it on. Then the next morning you realize it was Sav's jiz on your face, so you leave it on for the rest of the day for the world to see.

Half of Connecticut's female population is currently walkin around with a savalanche.

by Jake88 November 10, 2008

snavalanche

A large amount of snot that comes out of your nose and gets all over your face/clothes/innocent bystanders when you sneeze.

1.) Man, this cold gave me a snavalanche so bad I had to change my clothes.

2.) Don't bring that cat near me unless you want to see a monster snavalanche!

by THDaddy March 19, 2008

Sandvalanche

A sudden release of material when the side of a sand cliff or sand dune is disturbed. Similar to an avalanche only with sand.

Jin careful coming down that sand cliff or you may cause a sandvalanche!!

by Sugardaddy55 August 21, 2022