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Tortilla Bomb 

What happens to a super-hot young Mexican girl between 19 and 30 years of age. That inevitable mysterious 60+ pounds that turns a "10" into a "2" in just a few years.
Hey, Pedro, who was that chick you were with yesterday?
That was my sister, Maria. You know her.
Wow! I didn't even recognize her. What the heck happened to HER?
You know, man. The tortilla bomb went off after she got out of high school.
Wow, she got as big as a house, dude.
Yeah, I know. She eats everything in sight.
Tortilla Bomb by Happy Diver November 2, 2011
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tortilla time bomb 

The phenomenon that happens in young hispanic women that have big tits and asses that get older and gain a great amount of weight.
She was a dime piece until the tortilla time bomb went off...boom