asspples 

The smell of ass and freshly picked apples.

Dude, I just walked out of a room that smelled like asspples.

asspples by tpwhite49 May 27, 2011

Assplesauce 

That chunky oily discharge that is excreted on a Mexican food fart.

Oh man, I ate at Taco Bell this morning and now I have assplesauce in my shorts.

Assplesauce by Big Game James May 5, 2006