Port Ewen 

A town in Ulster County, New York. Such a shitty little town, I had to make the definition for it just now because nobody's ever heard of it. Even people who live in Port Ewen have never heard of the place. Contains a Chinese take out restaurant, marina, pharmacy, and that's about it.

You: "I'm from Port Ewen."
Friend: "Where?"
You: "I don't even know, man."

Port Ewen by hamburgertime April 5, 2011