Muffle Bug

The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.

Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--

*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*

Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!

Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!

Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!

Muffle Bug by Mystery Lady 2011 February 24, 2011

mufflebuffin 

The confusion of a less than intelligent female. Possibly often related to hair colour and naivity

Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.

Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.

She was totally mufflebuffed

She was a total mufflebuff (noun)

mufflebuffin by Amazing Mike March 16, 2008

mufflebuffin 

The confusion of a less than intelligent female. Possibly often related to hair colour and naivity

Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.

Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.

She was totally mufflebuffed

She was a total mufflebuff (noun)

mufflebuffin by Amazing Mike March 17, 2008

Mufflebush 

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

Mufflebush by J-baker June 14, 2016

Mufflebush 

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

Mufflebush by J-baker June 14, 2016

Mufflebush 

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

Mufflebush by J-baker June 14, 2016

Mufflebush 

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

Mufflebush by J-baker June 14, 2016