Barner System 

Noun.

Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.

I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.

She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.

Barner System by SnowBoardChick January 8, 2011

sex barter system 

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.

I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.

sex barter system by 91169 September 14, 2016