Scumpy bump

an idiot or a person who has low intelligence, usually a term used for college females sitting on blue couches.

Sam is being such a scumpy bump.

Scumpy bump by pablo895 November 3, 2010

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy 

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024