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dirt wagon 

A nasty, ugly, smelly, bitch that you would never ever EVER! want to fuck...even if you and her were the only people alive on the plant.
"Ouch, that whore is such a dirt wagon!"
dirt wagon by Mike Locke May 28, 2004

Wagon Pulling A Bunch of Dirt 

Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!