millvision 

eyes obscured by hair

cute boy: "she has nice bangs"
cute boy#2: "i bet she can't see us, so millvision"
cute boy: "totally"

millvision by blackmatterwitch August 2, 2010

milliionn 

unique ,, one of a kind ,, like no other ,, rare to find ,, not many left like her ,, she is one in a million.

socials @milliionn

milliionn by Cammie Bitch. January 2, 2023

illvision 

When your vision fails to cope with enough sensory impressions at once, often caused by psychedelics, such as LSD or weed.

That was some hard stuff bro. It's giving me illvision!

My illvision is out of control man. I think i'll have to sit down or i'll be badtrippin!

illvision by thedefmaster November 2, 2019

malevision 

a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.

Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"

malevision by patty browning January 23, 2008

millison 

simp with a wattpad addiction, also extremely horny

she’s such a millison

millison by spegyy May 31, 2021