skitzofrenic 

Wneh someone suffers from skitzofrenia which is a mental illness.

OMG!! Shes a skitzofrenic!

skitzofrenic by AnOnymOusBiitch June 19, 2007

skitzofrenic 

the opposite of paranoid

"hey, whats the opposite or paranoid?"

"I think its skitzofrenic'

"oh, thanks.."

skitzofrenic by Justin.Sane April 29, 2010

Skitzofrenic jester 

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.

Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester

Skitzofrenic jester by Themathblaster November 1, 2013

skitsofranic 

Someone or something having multiple personalitys.

My son is a skitsofranice,he is a security officer one day,the next he is a eurotic dancer.

skitsofranic by Deleo May 30, 2006

Phone skitzophrenic 

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.

Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."

Phone skitzophrenic by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010

skitsofranic 

Someone who almost has no control over what they do or say.(please reffer to unknown on the defination real rose.)

lalalalalalalalalalala

skitsofranic by real rose May 20, 2003

skidsofrenic 

Someone who loves doing burnouts and usually gets in trouble with the law for it but keeps doing them and gettin caught again

Q)Why does jono keep doing burnouts when hes be caught 5 times before

A) he cant help it hes a skidsofrenic

skidsofrenic by Captain Skids November 30, 2009