MPMS

Male PreMenstrual Syndrom.

When a male has frequent mood swings, just like a girl on her period.

Example 1- Kevin is MPMSing again, i cant listen to him bitch anymore!
Example 2- Have you talked to Kevin today?

Nah, I'm trying to avoid his MPMS rage.

MPMS by betcccccchh (: April 21, 2010

MPMS

Men's Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

PMS, but for men. It occurs when the man in the relationship receives an extreme overdose of female bitchiness, often resulting in massive headaches, heavy drinking, and short-term traumatization.

Man, John's really been hitting the bottle tonight

Yeah he's got MPMS

(pop)

...Did his brains just explode?

Yeah, he gets it pretty bad, I hear he's having an affair with Hillary Clinton

MPMS by Heugh G. Reckshun March 29, 2010