Memphis, MI 

A podunk town full of tools who all have a superiority complex for some unfathomable reason. In reality these people should have no pride at all because EVERYBODY is better than them. The sports teams suck, but the jocks are arrogant twats regardless. The junior high and high school are one shitty conglomerate in a consolidated building. 95% of the kids at MHS are likely the result of perpetual inbreeding, which explains their inability to comprehend the written, or spoken word. They say that the first car was built here, but that's probably just a lie that the historical society made up so people would think we're important (it didn't work anyway). The only fun things to do in Memphis involve destroying other peoples' property. The water tower looks like a big, stupid lollypop. There is an annual festival that is centered around ducks. Just as I think that this town cannot possibly get any stupider, something else happens, like a Blues Festival or something lame like that. I am deeply ashamed to have grown up in this town. That old guy makes some bitchin' ice cream though.

1. Memphis, MI is like a plate that had shit on it at one time. You can wash the plate over, and over again, but the plate still had shit on it.

2. Everyone in Memphis can bite me.

3. Being burned alive is more tolerable than speaking to one of Memphis' denizens for even a few seconds.

Memphis, MI by The HZA March 1, 2010

Memphis Milk Shake 

To engage in a Memphis Milk Shake is to titty-fuck a lactating woman.

I wanna give that MILF a Memphis Milk Shake!

Memphis Milk Shake by Bungo Pony November 14, 2007

Memphis Missile

A Memphis Missile occurs when the receiver of a Tennessee Torpedo expels the corn nibblets onto the chest/vulva/body of his/her partner after getting torpedoed.

Man, I had a wild night last night! I was having sexy times with my lady when she asked me to pleasure her with a corn cob, a little Tennessee Torpedo action. Afterwards, she farted the corn nibblets on my chest. That was my first Memphis Missile, but certainly not the last!

Memphis Missile by IndieQueen October 9, 2008

Memphis miscarriage 

Sexual intercourse with a woman, on a towel, over Christmas Break.

Alan Yarborough had dirty period sex with his lady on a red towel so the blood wouldn't show up, over Christmas Break, in front of a mirror, with the dog watching so that he and the dog could watch; this is a Memphis miscarriage.

Memphis miscarriage by Alan Yarborough July 20, 2008

The Memphis Mildew 

Another strange sexual happening. When you are " Eating it all out" as Famous Amos puts it, and you sneeze all over her anus and vagina hence the Memphis Mildew. A personal experiance im sure from the good ole south where you can sneeze on a womans vag and shell still suck you off.

Come on bitch dont let me down just because i gave you the Memphis Mildew.

The Memphis Mildew by theoriginalopiate March 24, 2011