Arsicity 

pronounced are-sis-city

1) The state of being without the enegry, patience, willingness, inclination, or preparation to do something.

2) To be in the the state of "not being arsed" about something

"I just dont have the arcicity to even get up!"

"I am completely lacking in the required ammounts of arcicity in order to perform this job you ask of me"

"John, where is last weeks homework?"
"I didn't do it, ok?"
"It seems to me class, John is lacking in the required arsicity to finish this course"

Arsicity by haunted_reality February 3, 2010

assicity 

when the lower portion of a female body, largely defined as 'lady lumps' shakes and bounces to the beat of a intense tempo song. other aspects of assicity include scandalous and/or scant clothing on (or not on) the chest and/or posterior

"Have you seen that new Shakira video?"
"DUUUUUDE, yes. Can you say assicity?"

assicity by Chris n Jenn June 28, 2006

Snow Articity 

Snow Articity is a fucking gayfag.

"Hey Snow Articity, you're a gay fag"

Snow Articity by Teh Whitemau5 September 28, 2011