Lumpy Coal

A piece of shit in the Christmas Stocking...

Everyone's so happy... yet I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.

Lumpy Coal by Fecal Elf December 29, 2009

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lump of coal

Santa's favorite gift for naughty boys and girls

Man it really sucks, I know this is the third year in a row that Santa is going to leave me a lump of coal!

lump of coal by Guido1 December 22, 2009

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