This is Patrick! 

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
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Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)

This is Patrick! by Ninja number 26398704 August 30, 2009

no this is patrick 

This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?

Customer 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: no this is Patrick.
Customer 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!
Customer 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!! *slams phone*

no this is patrick by Mayo egg January 4, 2018

No this is patrick 

The best response used against anyone who comments "is this loss" on any meme

Person 1: iS tHiS LoSs
Person 2: no this is patrick

No this is patrick by Sku11smasher28 July 16, 2018