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Paris Hilton 

1. A hotel in paris where the doors are always open.
2. A girl who's father owns the hotel. The girls doors are also always open.
3. A synonym for Kansas: Flat, White, and easy to get into. (cite, uncyclopedia, article, paris hilton).
1. Me and my family would like to stay in the bottom floor of the Paris Hilton
2. Me and my penis would like to stay in the bottom floor of Paris Hilton.
3. "We're not in Paris Hilton anymore"
Paris Hilton by portapussman August 3, 2010
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paris hilton 

Looks like an ugly version of Big Bird. Will depart from this world without ever leaving anything worthwhile behind. Will never be remembered for a damn thing unless she evolves into human being. Obviously has no respect for her family or the family name. Although, I did hear that they were not paying their employees enough to live on. I guess she comes from a family of pigs after all.
Paris Hilton is a creature that it on this planet just to take up space. Useless life form.
paris hilton by Doozy December 9, 2008

Paris Hilton 

The only person whose nude fakes are real
Person 1: See these nude fakes of Paris Hilton?

Person 2: You idiot, those are real!
Paris Hilton by Reason user September 26, 2008

paris hilton 

person 1: man that girl is such a paris hilton!

Person 2: i know, i herd she did it with 8 men this month alone!
paris hilton by sara-fantastic March 29, 2009

paris hilton 

paris hilton by funnycunt28 September 15, 2009

paris hilton 

a celebrity who is famous for committing ever sexual act featured on urban dictionary
dude do you know anyone who's done the texas chili bone?

paris hilton.
paris hilton by pink bastard January 4, 2011

PARIS HILTON 

1. What happens when one kills all of their brain cells as a result of being a spoiled child.

2. An action deemed worthy of the Darwin Award.
You just pulled a Paris Hilton, didn't you?
PARIS HILTON by Sara A. September 7, 2008