pejector Share definition Flag An anus that spews forth hot, digested culinary remnants on an hourly basis. See jaxxor. Jack's pejector resembles Mount Saint Helens at 9:30 AM every morning after eating Freebirds prepared by the burrito maiden. pejector by Smith December 3, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the pejector mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch