loac 

loac is an acronym for 4 different words.

life, of, a, clinger

This word comes from a bunch of kids from Redmond, WA. They made it up to alert another friend when a "clinger" came along (a person that is a loser and "clings" to other people). Although this word used as a whole word acronym does not make sense, the point still gets through.

guy 1: what's up
guy 2: shit dude
guy 1: what?
guy 2: loac!

*guy 1 and 2 run away*

loac by AcroSeven February 11, 2009

getting loached 

spending hours of time getting something super-rare only to trade it in for something of poor/less/unnecessary/stupid value.

getting loached
Hyrule Loach=50 Rupees, 2 Pink Tails=1 Adamant Armor.

getting loached by Tejue Omega Daishanto July 28, 2009

loach 

reaching into someone's asshole to steal their shit.

when i went to loach my boyfriend, i found a ring in his ass! then he proposed.

she loached me so hard that i don't think i'll ever need to shit again

hey, are you guys going to the world-renowned music festival loachella?

loach by X0 Loach 0X June 3, 2008

toady loach 

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.

Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?

toady loach by ol buzzard March 7, 2014

loach 

A brown object that comes out of your bum. In other words a poo.
Can be used as a verb as well.

I did a loach
I loached it

loach by loachmonkeyman May 27, 2009

Loach 

A Stunt

Did you see that guy from the 1-800-000 numbers selling leaches, "ayo THAT WAS LOACH"

Loach by Tri Panda Neo Daywalker January 7, 2023

loach 

1.)a person that listens to the band "slipknot"
2.)someone who always talks about getting laid.

dude, brendan is such a fucking loach! we should kick his ass.

loach by mikeydollin May 11, 2009