Wild Haggis 

An animal native to Scotland with long hair, a flat face, with legs in which are shorter on the left than the right, and if you want to catch it, chase it to a hill so you run around the other side of the hill. Because it's short legs, presto! You've caught a Wild Haggis

OI! THAT SHITE WILD HAGGIS TOOK MY WHISKEY!

Wild Haggis by Guyinakilt February 6, 2017

Wild Haggis 

A mythical creature, running round the Scottish countryside!

'Ah! The wild Haggis just bit me!'

Wild Haggis by t3hsux0r November 21, 2003