stoner eyes 

The effect on the eyes after smoking marijuana. (They become bloodshot, red and squinty. This is why stoners always carry Visine.)

I had mad stoner eyes after smoking that eighth.

stoner eyes by XxMissBabexX December 17, 2008

Stoned eyes 

A sexual move of which when you’re eating your significant others buttocks, you ask them to fart towards your eye giving you pink eye. Leaving a longing stoned look.

Person 1: ‘Man are you stoned?’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’

Stoned eyes by CoreyTheVibe March 2, 2019