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boner wedgie 

whenever you are wearing underwear and you get an erection so big that it pulls it tight and sucks your underwear into your ass crack causing a wedgie of mass proportions that can only be pulled out by reaching in deep.
i had to stop wearing underwear to the strip club's because everyday i went i got a boner wedgie and i soon developed some form of anal rash.
boner wedgie by poo_c_Juice February 20, 2008
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Boner Wedgie 

When your boner is so hardcore that it stretches your underwear taut, delving right into your crack.
My Boner Wedgie has been hounding me for hours.
Boner Wedgie by House Vista January 29, 2009

Wedgie Boner 

When you have such a massive boner that it gives you a massive wedgie
hot girl walks by and gives you a boner resulting in a wedgie also known as a wedgie boner!
Wedgie Boner by Austin R. Williams January 18, 2009

Bone Wedge 

When you wake up in the morning to your boyfriend/husband with a boner wedged in your back.
" Oh man, Jason gave me the biggest bone wedge this morning, but I wasn't in the mood, so I pretended i was asleep."
Bone Wedge by engbee April 22, 2009