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birdsell 

n. - An EXTREMELY fallacious woman. Often characterized by her abilities to effortlessly insert sausage shaped members into the many orifices of her anatomy. Also one who has perfected the “diamond cutter”.

adj.- An extremely easy sexually active woman.
Dude! That snake just ate that rat like a total birdsell.

Man, did I ever treat my old lady like a birdsell last night!

She gives the best birdsell, hands down.
birdsell by Mike Ocksbig December 6, 2007
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The Birdwell Disclaimer 

The Birdwell , originated in Villa Park IL representing a well bearded man and clever master of memes. The Birdwell Disclaimer is a term used when you are trying to seduce a woman, but want to be clear, you are not the best in bed-but still good.
Man, I met this hot girl at the bar. She was really into me but I had to set the expectations and give her the Birdwell Disclaimer.
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person who loves the Lord and follows His ways in all aspects of life.
"I met a birdsall at the grocery store today and she invited me to go to church with her."
Birdsall by lovedealz February 3, 2010