jafe 

A derogatory term used to describe a dumb female. Typical characteristics of a jafe include attention seeking, loudness, irrational thinking, and the inability to handle alcohol, usually a young female. Originated from Wellington, New Zealand.

"What a jafe"

"The jafes are taking selfies in the bathroom"

jafe by goodkun December 2, 2013

jafe 

An Acronym for 'Just A F****** Embarrassment', first used in 2003 outside Faces nightclub as the individual was escorted out sideways for a scuffle on the dancefloor to the sounds of vanilla ice.

I can't believe it, you're such a jafe, a pure clown on a stage.

jafe by Jafe September 19, 2007

Jafe 

A posh cafe.

"This is the creamiest Jafe I've been too."

Jafe by General Jimbo October 1, 2016

JAFE 

Jack Ass Fucking Eeyore. An unhappy, non-excitable, tool who is unable to find pleasure or joy in anything.

Nathan: I just got my third yahtzee in a row.

Matt: Aren't you excited?

Nathan: Meh.

Matt: Gah, you're such a JAFE.

JAFE by Tevin7 December 9, 2010

jafenkcret 

jafenkcret (v) :- to spontaneously attack your keyboard with the intent of showing a shock or a lack of conversation

"malciuaewnf" is a Jafenkcret
as are:
"kuangfkra", "mvlramareg" and "lafniarknr"

jafenkcret by Smiddy91260 March 21, 2009

jafeelme

You feel me?

Going to wasted tonight, Jafeelme?

jafeelme by dirdam51 December 25, 2020

Jafet 

Is a very kind, cute, generous, WEIRD, strong,
talented, opinionated, passionate, inspiring,
brilliant, charming, interesting, honest, strong minded,
sexy, funny guy. That makes your heart melt,
sings to you, great person to talk too, makes the cutest facial expressions,
makes you feel special, and has eyes that will make your mind melt,
because of the sweetness buried beneath them.
Overall, an AMAZING person.

Last night, Jafet read to me the cutest quote!

Jafet by June764 July 11, 2010