spermunity 

A developed immunity to sperm caused by intercourse.

"Are you using birth control?"
"Nah, I got spermunity now so we cool."

spermunity by Lizzie Knox May 7, 2007

sperminites

The semen of a man. Most commonly called, Jizz, Skeet, or Pudding!

Man 1:"Hey pal, you totally splashed your sperminites all over my cashmere sweater"
Man 2:"No I didn't"

sperminites by mr_bond May 7, 2005