growling at the badger 

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

growling at the badger by Cluin September 2, 2003

growling at the badger 

to conduct oral sex on a female

"What were you doing there? It smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!"

"I was growling at the badger."

growling at the badger by Tommo August 28, 2003

growling at the badger 

Although often used to indicate oral sex on a female, a new definition has been recently discovered.

Growling at the badger is the orgasmic sound made by a man as a result of using two hands to have intercourse with a badger, often using a sausage for added pleasure.

Growling at the badger sound effects

Man: fnarr fnarr
Badger: *badger sounds*
Sausage:...

growling at the badger by A random member of the public adding to the Win that is urban dictionary February 18, 2008