Ping Cuisine

Food cooked in a micro-wave oven, but sold for profit in, for example, a pub. Particularly applicable where the menu puffs the food - 'scrumptious' 'lip-smacking', etc. Contrasts with 'home-made', which at least implies that the food was cooked from basic ingredients.

'The food at this pub is ping cuisine, and over-priced to boot,' said Bish, memorably.