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1. Rolling on the floor laughing while pissing in someones ear.

2. A common derrogitive for rofl or roflcakes.

3. A type of pie consumed by a 1337 hacker.
Ex1:
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BanedNerd1: OMFG I JUST GOT BANNEDED!
BanedNerd2: lolz roflpie.

Ex2:
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Chief1: I have made the best pie EVER!
Chief2: Is it a roflpie?
roflpie by Allen Halls December 20, 2006

ROFLPIMP 

Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing, Peed In My Pants.
Dude 1: u know dat new game age of conan? rly rox

Dude 2: ROFLPIMP

roflpimptime 

Rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants tears in my eyes.
Teh way he ate his hamburger had me ROFLPIMPTIME-ing. Lolz.
roflpimptime by LONGMAN May 7, 2008

Roflpiptoe 

acronym - rolling on floor laughing pissing in pants turning over ecstatically. (usually said in a British accent)
girl: "Do you think it was because I was born in Jersey?"

guy: "Probably because you're retarded. That's what I'd go with lol"

girl: "Roflpiptoe."
Roflpiptoe by littlechickenbaster January 16, 2013

roflpenis 

a word used obsessively and unnecessarily by that guy and random idiots in online games, often used with words such as "Rofl", "roflmao", and "lmao", may also be used as a noun, which refers to nothing really
Roflpenis!
Owned by a roflpenis!
roflpenis by Fargargar March 31, 2008

roflpimpwtime 

short for
Rolling On Floor Laughing, Pissing In My Pants With Tears In My Eyes
Person A: YOU ARE A FXXXING GENIUS!!!!!!!!
Person B: fucksksksksksing genius?
Person A: roflpimpwtime
roflpimpwtime by The Devilish Dante December 29, 2007